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March 07, 2005

 

dear crackhead

Please stop breaking into my car. I don't leave my stereo in there any longer and you've been through my CDs twice now, not even bothering to take my bitchin' 2-disc Otis Redding anthology. Also, you may want to consider...
Posted by xtop at 07:18 AM | Comments (5)
 


February 28, 2005

 

i watch you while you sleep

Ladies and germs, the newest animal who lives in my house. In keeping with naming new animals after key members of the Watergate conspiracy, I've named him Deep Throat. He lives in a hole in the ceiling and he...
Posted by xtop at 01:00 AM | Comments (5)
 


January 27, 2005

 

i am made of fucking magic

I got strep throat. Again. Twice in one month. Fuck April, January is the cruelest month....
Posted by xtop at 06:01 PM | Comments (3)
 


January 26, 2005

 

confluence! : baker street

Matt emails me on Sunday, asking if I happen to have an mp3 of Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street. I, of course, do and send it off to him. I haven't listened to it in years, and can't remember hearing it...
Posted by xtop at 10:45 PM | Comments (5)
 


January 15, 2005

 

hobo socks

this is what happens when you have the strep throat (which I have apparently had since last Wednesday) and haven't gone out in like a week and you watch way too much of Ken Burns' Civil War and eat...
Posted by xtop at 11:50 AM | Comments (3)
 


January 10, 2005

 

happy birthday, chum

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December 27, 2004

 

going on a vic ride

I have just swallowed 2 vicodin to help ease the dental horror of a root canal, which marks the grand finale of a year of brand new trauma in my mouth. I didn't have any problems through the first 10...
Posted by xtop at 07:29 PM | Comments (2)
 


December 24, 2004

 

don't despair just because it's christmas

My friend Katrina, erstwhile yodeler, sent out this picture of herself on the job, extending her big-hatted, bright-feathered Las Vegas wish for the happiest of holidays. Everyone here at the Thoughtpeach.com wishes you a Merry Christmas, I guess. Omaha...
Posted by xtop at 10:07 AM
 


November 18, 2004

 

secret life of daytime

I took a 'personal day' today to attend to various needs, foremost being not going to work. At one point, I loaded a backpack with a big cider jar full of change — full right up the neck and coming...
Posted by xtop at 07:04 PM
 


November 16, 2004

   


October 17, 2004

 

long and hard is the road that leads out of hell (and southern california)

Waking up to my second day in LA, the clouds have parted and the sun is shining; one of those pristine visions of life on the west coast where the palm trees are greener than green and the pretty people...
Posted by xtop at 11:07 PM | Comments (8)
 


September 24, 2004

 

i'm going to hit you if you mess this up, okay?

When I flawlessly perform a piece from my book, Adult Adventures in Piano (Adventures!), I get a star on the page. Once I get got a star on my chest for being so good. Sadly, I live for these moments,...
Posted by xtop at 12:43 AM | Comments (2)
 


September 05, 2004

 

lookit that bum over there, man, he's down on his knees

So, one guy's opinion here, but LA's awful. It's not so much that it's a nightmare city jam-packed with strip malls disguised as 'promenades', or that relaxation seems anathema, or that it is, in fact, hot and sunny all the...
Posted by xtop at 04:41 AM | Comments (8)
 


August 24, 2004

 

criminalia

Ever since moving to Kansas City, it seems as though the criminal element I've always been around but never been touched by has seen fit to reach out and teach me a few lessons in never assuming you're safe. In...
Posted by xtop at 11:52 PM
 


August 20, 2004

 

tonight

So I am not going to the AC Newman show. I will not be seeing Rogue Wave. Nor will I be seeing the Neins. Nor will I see the Grand Champeens, who are not even from Lawrence, they are from...
Posted by xtop at 04:22 PM | Comments (2)
 


August 17, 2004

 

nancy boy! nancy boy!

If you ever want to feel like an utter moron lacking both coordination and the capacity for rational, expansive thought, take piano lessons when you're no longer 6. You will question your ability to recite the alphabet, to tell your...
Posted by xtop at 02:21 AM | Comments (11)
 


July 06, 2004

 

seventeen

Because I am shameless, because it was my birthday, because isn't it about time i got back to the blog-familiar blog entries?, because I have no internal editor at the moment to tell me not to post it, I post...
Posted by xtop at 11:51 PM | Comments (7)
 


July 01, 2004

 

desktops.040701

work- home-...
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June 23, 2004

 

brainbox go

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June 22, 2004

 

two months // odds.ends

Two months. Bam. Fuckit. This is simple. A cakewalk. Commit Lozenge dude, you are a PUSSY. Though, the other night, I was driving down some innocuous Kansas City street with the radio off and heard, whizzing past someone, the word...
Posted by xtop at 10:36 PM | Comments (10)
 


May 26, 2004

 

Happy 55th

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May 20, 2004

 

one month: yep

I went to a bar last weekend to take in the Found Magazine tour. In addition to picking up a copy of the new Found book, I also had a $6 Jack and Coke — which is a lot considering...
Posted by xtop at 10:47 PM | Comments (3)
 


May 13, 2004

 

bladow

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May 09, 2004

 

week three: here goes

Most Sunday mornings are reserved for Old Man Breakfast, a habit initiated by myself and Vinny, when we would get together once a week, usually Saturday mornings, like two old men coming together to go over what happened in the...
Posted by xtop at 01:42 AM
 


May 01, 2004

 

day eight: half-right

After Day 3, everything feels like a walk in the park. I no longer feel radioactive with withdrawal and stoned sickness. I go to the video store and rent a boatload of movies, then quickly discover when I leave that...
Posted by xtop at 01:15 PM | Comments (7)
 


April 26, 2004

 

day three: oblivion go

Two things: 1. They say that quitting cigarettes is harder than kicking heroin (this is also the same ‘they’ that also says that peas are the poor man’s steak). 2. Kicking heroin is apparently a very hard thing to do....
Posted by xtop at 09:51 PM | Comments (9)
 


April 23, 2004

 

day two: rack focus

In 11 years of smoking, I can accurately state that I've smoked every day for the last ten years. A pack a day, for three years. Throw in three years of 2 packs a day and 4 years of pack...
Posted by xtop at 10:09 PM
 


April 22, 2004

 

day one: blown

Roughly 19 hours ago, I was half-awake in my thinking chair, working on website stuff, deadline stuff, pointless, inertnet stuff. I stubbed out my cigarette and shortly, my hand went for the pack, and it was empty. Fraction came...
Posted by xtop at 07:54 PM | Comments (5)
 


April 17, 2004

 

my life in fishing: learning, succeeding, pontificating

I hold him in front of me, staring at him, and while I feel the keening excitement of having succeeded not once, but twice, I also feel the letdown, the all animals are sad after coitus feeling, because there are hundreds of fish in this lake and I want every single one to bear the mark of me in their mouth, a jagged little hole that claims every piece of swimming life as mine.
Posted by xtop at 04:25 PM | Comments (3)
 


March 17, 2004

 

last transmission from the ibook

it's a miracle i got it up and running this long. after this, it'll be nothing but the new routine of dead screen, lockups and uselessness. moving the whole operation over to a powerbook and sticking this son of a...
Posted by xtop at 01:05 AM | Comments (1)
 


March 07, 2004

 

stubbed out like cigarette butts

Today, we say a prayer for Cornelius, the 4th car I have killed. As a proud member of the army of functional wreckage, Cornelius lasted less than a year, taking me from Chicago to KC to Omaha and back, until...
Posted by xtop at 01:26 AM | Comments (4)
 


March 03, 2004

 

my adventures in menus without pictures

Tonight found me at the Udipi Cafe in Overland Park, Kansas, home of the proud white flight of Kansas City. Jacob Corbin invited Matt, Kelly Sue and myself out to dinner on him, courtesy of the ever-friendly folks who hand...
Posted by xtop at 11:49 PM | Comments (5)
 


February 06, 2004

 

snowbound

"Hi, Dave? Yeah, I can't get out of my parking lot at all. I've dug holes straight through the ice with my tires and my engine is starting to melt. I tried cardboard under the tires, shovelling snow away and...
Posted by xtop at 11:17 AM | Comments (4)
 


January 31, 2004

 

obligatory post talking about the new year

January is a walking coma. Everything slows and shuts down while the brain takes over, stitching together wounds, making lost connections, mustering enough preparation and enthusiasm to get the flesh around it up and at it yet again. After the...
Posted by xtop at 11:56 PM
 


December 28, 2003

 

these are the people in the neighborhood

Sitting on the porch, enjoying a cigarette in the 50 degree december weather, a big blue conversion van pulls up across the street and parks. no one exits. After the cigarette is finished, a woman in the van begins yelling...
Posted by xtop at 12:29 PM | Comments (1)
 


November 27, 2003

 

for john dillinger, in hopes he is still alive

Subject: Secrets of the World Revealed on I-29 Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2000 Dear McSweeney's, My car ran out of gas and would not start again, stuck on the shoulder of a 2 lane highway. I put the "Need Gas"...
Posted by xtop at 02:19 PM | Comments (1)
 


November 19, 2003

 

baby roundup

Isabella Leigh Stempleman b. July 26, 2003 Stupidly late congrats Jordan and Marlee Carl George Dahlberg b. November 11, 2003 Somewhat late congrats Gus and Val...
Posted by xtop at 11:49 PM
 


 

cats in heat and what they do

My cat, Goon, has exploded into some sort of mutant full-on heat, which may be the most unendurably obnoxious behavior I've ever lived with, and that's counting every irritating roommate I've ever had. My new soundtrack is this low...
Posted by xtop at 06:03 AM | Comments (34)
 


October 28, 2003

 

my life in fishing: success

When the guy you're fishing with comes out of his house brandishing a 10 gallon white bucket and you don't flinch, don't even regard it as something strange, you know that something has changed for both of you. On the...
Posted by xtop at 07:33 PM | Comments (1)
 


October 24, 2003

 

let me go

A guy I knew once told me about the concept of Fortune's (pronounced For-two-nuss) Wheel. He even drew it out on a blackboard. It's a ferris wheel, basically, and like the ride, sometimes you're riding the crest and sometimes you're inches from the bottom position. The mind blowing point being that the wheel is ever-turning and though you might be on the top right now, everyone has to serve some time on the bottom. Hence the last two months of my life.
Posted by xtop at 05:12 PM
 


September 04, 2003

 

kc: this weekend: bam

three things of fairly impressive note going on this weekend: 1. This is Kate Bingaman from Obsessive Consumption and I was just writing you to tell you that obsessive consumption is having a show at the Leedy - Voulkos Gallery....
Posted by xtop at 10:03 AM | Comments (6)
 


August 17, 2003

 

my life in fishing: solo

“Yeah man, just smash it open. Hell, there might be a pearl inside.” I didn’t want to get into the whole clam/oyster differential, and James had gotten a sense of my squeamishness, first in overcoming the repeating spearing of worms and now in the prospect of mindlessly stomping a clam open to harvest its flesh to catch more of its ilk. So I did it. The clam split open with a big gush of water and pieces of shell spinning away from underfoot. No pearl. James, disappointed, returns to pursuing his turtle. Then the old fisherman shows up. He has two tackle boxes, three poles, one big cooler and a take no bullshit from youngsters attitude. He regards the both of us with a slightly leery disposition, me even moreso since I’m the naïve white kid come to fish with no knowledge at all. When I point out the clam I caught, he brushes it off, a literal sweep of his hand. “Everyone’s caught one of those.” He takes James under his wing and teaches him how to cast. I hook a hunk of clam onto my hook and cast out.
Posted by xtop at 11:04 PM | Comments (1)
 


August 11, 2003

 

my life in fishing

Since moving to Missouri, I’ve taken up a number of different hobbies, oddball pursuits that make little to no sense in the context of who I was in Chicago. That’s not entirely true, because I had gotten somewhat enthralled with...
Posted by xtop at 10:46 PM | Comments (6)
 


August 04, 2003

 

katrina loncaric: yodeler

My friend Katrina is involved in a yodeling contest via Yahoo in which the riches and fame are well-deserved on her part. If you have a moment, please go here, click on the Vote Now button (under the New York,...
Posted by xtop at 10:28 AM
 


July 20, 2003

 

this was the week that was: 7.20.03

Weekends are a wash. Spending the weekday struggling to go to bed at a reasonable time and get up with a slim enough window to get clean and get to work somehow warps my life ethic when it comes to...
Posted by xtop at 09:31 AM | Comments (7)
 


July 05, 2003

 

first notable thing heard on my birthday

two cops at the QuikTrip: "We had a shooting. Shot in the head. And the victim ran off, so we couldn't do anything." "The victim got shot in the head?" "Yup. Ran off."...
Posted by xtop at 12:40 AM | Comments (4)
 


June 30, 2003

 

this was the week that was: 6.30.03

First off, the tattoo. I did a thing for The Pitch about a tattoo studio. They have a business card with George W. Bush hoisting the devil horns and that, apparently, is enough to warrant notice. It's out in Blue...
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From: mom To: me What were you thinking when you got that tattoo? um...
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June 26, 2003

 

sorry mom

thursday. june.25. wednesday.june.24. 3 hours after:...
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June 14, 2003

 

this was the week that was

New titles. It's an exciting time now. If you have an opinion on things as trivial as site tweaks, leave a comment. Sitting out on my porch, smoking, listening to Randy Newman louder than necessary, earlier than necessary. Strange week....
Posted by xtop at 09:55 AM | Comments (6)
 


June 09, 2003

 

this is a sick day

Home sick today. Half-watching the newest Bond film. Drinking ginger ale with real ginger (thanks kelly sue) and doing rewrites and research and reveling in my sloth. I feel guilty for some reason, or maybe that's just massive dread at...
Posted by xtop at 02:21 PM
 


May 22, 2003

 

green party + xtop = bam

List of things to do: 128. Get name-checked on Green Party website Done...
Posted by xtop at 12:26 PM | Comments (1)
 


May 05, 2003

 

"go to your safe place"

"...a series of tornadoes pummeled Kansas and Missouri on Sunday, killing an estimated 22 people as storms left a swath of destruction a quarter-mile wide in some places. In Missouri, Lawrence County Sheriff Doug Seneker estimated a dozen people...
Posted by xtop at 02:23 AM | Comments (2)
 


April 29, 2003

 

day of hell

3:04 am - my plan to stay awake all night packing is betrayed by a soft couch 6:48 am - i awake 7:00 am - at work 8:12 am - go for a smoke, look at my car, realize the...
Posted by xtop at 11:55 PM | Comments (4)
 


April 28, 2003

 

farewell edgar

we hardly knew thee......
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April 21, 2003

 

code fugue

home from work right now. which i shouldn't be. i still have a week's worth of quark layouts, six days of a dozen different features, finish rebuilding pages for Tennessee on an app. that is bugged out and wrong twice...
Posted by xtop at 05:56 PM
 


April 20, 2003

 

googled

Someone must know what this means...
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April 19, 2003

 

fuuuuck

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