why steve is a gay?

dc checking in. against my better financial judgement, i called him this morning. "no. i don't have the sars, and we still haven't been bombed by north korea." he and a friend are in a rented car driving down the east coast of Taiwan, with no specific destination in mind. "it's like 'y tu mama tambien' without the older latino woman."

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But now for your enjoyment I'd like to present some of my students work to everyone which I will transcribe verbatim. Some of these papers were written by indivdual students and some were done one line at a time by different students. So without further fooling around I present

The World as Seen by Twelve Year Old Taiwansese Students in English.

Why I Hate English?
by Jacky

Becaase I have homework.
Why Steve is Boy?
he is GAY.
Whey I like to kill Steve
Because he is GAY
Why the class have hate people
Because Steve have some boy friend.

Why I hate english?
by Candy

Because have to write homework and this teacher is a crazy gay and stupid. Every stuend want to kill him. But him want over our close. so we have a big plan. Hit him to they can crawl is a very crazy plan. Yes?

Why I like English class?
by Rock

Because cloe teacher is very funny. And I can hit Willie. Because he is a gay. one day he walk on the street. Then a awful man comes. He has a needle (I'd like to point out here Rock originally used the word "pan" for needle until I corrected him.). And man stick the needle in to Willie's botton. So he get AIDS. So I hate Willie. But I like English class.

Why I hate english class
by Willie

I hate English class because this class Rock. Why I hate Rock? Because he is a gay. Why he is a gay? Because his parents are gay too. Why his parents are gay? Because his grandparents are gay.

Plot for Kung Fu movie as written by N12 graduating class

Gary is a kung fu master and loves to kill. One day he go to Dan's house. Gary hit Dan. Dan is cries. Dan's dad Daniel (Daniel is the Chinese teacher for the class) help Dan to hit Gary. Daniel's kung fu is well. But Gary better them Daniel. so Gary cut Daniel's penis (originally they were just referring to a penis as a male chicken until I corrected them). Daniel say [a] so. They don't have BABY.

Love Story plot as written by the same class.

Sandy is very lonely and wants a boyfriend. Sandy go "kiss! kiss! kiss!" Sandy play A.P. Sandy give T-back to Daniel, and wear a very beautiful bikini. Then Sandy say, "Daniel my boyfriend, place kiss me. because I am very lonely" Place, Place, oh. oh.

I can't tell you how much satisfaction I have in helping these young minds master my native language.

love - darin.

Posted by xtop at April 26, 2003 08:30 AM