I'm unnaturally proud of this article and the fact that, as fraction pointed out, I was bylined on a cover with a picture of a midget: . . . Schiller soon found herself up against other volume enthusiasts who'd spent...
Wherein I tackle the age-old question: What the hell do you say about a Santa Parade in a mall? Call us ignorant, but we never knew Santa lived in a mall. In the movie “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka,” one...
False starts on a long sidebar about the upcoming International Autosound Competition. A convention of people with tricked out rides bumping the funk in each and every one of their trunks to win the big tall trophy and the respect...
New feature. Freelance assignment for the Pitch asks that I write about the upcoming Pink Floyd Laser Show: "125 words (of mockery if you wish, but far be it from me to assume)." With any of these pieces, I usually...
Hm. Well, yeah, here's the article that came out the other end. It's a sidebar in the weekly calendar spread, meant to enlighten the dull about what there is to do every day of the week. So, knowing my word...
"We have more than 8 pages a day in this country but instead of keeping the public in the dark thru lack of information, we keep the public in the dark by snowing them with useless information and deliberately omitting...
